Standoff at Phil's

This is the scene outside the back of our flat this morning. We have a lady who lives over the road with lots of cats. Apparently someone called Homer* also resides there. It seems that the San Diego Police Department (America's Finest) would like Homer to come out slowly with his hands up!

The sophisticated negotiation tactics have now moved from "we're not going anywhere, and nor can you, so you might as well come out" to "Come on Homer, lets not make it a long one like last time"

The excitement never ends here...


*The names have been changed to protect the innocent