A dedicated follower of fashion

Apparently knee length boots are in fashion here. And they are worn over your jeans. Some of them look like throw backs to the eighties to be honest. Of course, some of them look great as well. These sorts of trends always amuse me. Some poeple should realise that even if x garment is the height of fashion and everyone who is anyone is wearing it, that doesn’t mean it will look any good on you! I think the equivalent for me in Texas recently would be the really low riding jeans that girls wear. Now, obviously you need a certain body shape to wear these things but some girls just don’t get it. If you have highcrackitis you shouldn’t wear them. It really is not pleasant to see your bum crack poking out of your jeans. We call that builders bum but I forget what the Americans call it – plumbers crack??? They don’t go too well with love handles either since they make the handles look more like saddle bags. Also, if you are somewhat vertically challenged or have particularly short legs, your legs are just going to look shorter and the result will be some sort of little dwarf like creature. Obviously the worse offenders combine all of the above traits. You could finish off the dwarf image by going transcontinental and adding a pair of knee length boots!!

Perhaps I’ll wear my cowboy boots out tonight. Over my Jeans!